I am Hatchetman,
Runnin' as fast as I can,
Swinging my hatchet into the sky,
Hitting all the haters runnin' by.
Singing my jingle as they die,
Seeing the fright in their eyes,
For all the haters will die tonight.
I'll say it again;
My name is Hatchetman,
I run as fast as I can,
I raise my hatchet to the sky,
To kill all the fucken' haters I see tonight.